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34 Christmas Gag Gift Ideas

Finding a thoughtful Christmas present for that tricky acquaintance can be the most stressful part of the festive season, but the great news is that it no longer has to be. Whether you are looking for the perfect gift for a friend, colleague, or family member, why not consider a light-hearted and fun gag gift to bring some HO-HO-HOliday cheer to their day. With our expertly curated comprehensive Christmas Gag Gift Guide, you are sure to find the ideal option to delight even the most hard-to-please recipient.

By Lisa Blake • Published Jan 2 2023

1. Burrito Blanket

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Our first choice is light-hearted and silly but also functional, making it the perfect gift for all occasions. Keep your loved one giggling and toasty-warm in the cold winter months by turning them into a human burrito with this giant, double-sided tortilla-print flannel blanket.

2. Profanity Pen

It isn't a proper Christmas gag gift if it isn't a little naughty. This profanity pen makes a great stocking stuffer, and with terms like "Crazy Dog Lady's Pen," "I Hate Everyone," "I'm a F***ing Unicorn," and "Tell Someone Who Cares," you are sure to find the perfect option for absolutely anyone!

3. Toilet Timer

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As seen on ABC's "Shark Tank," this unique and functional toilet timer makes a funny gift that is sure to make anyone snort with delight. The sand timer runs for approximately five minutes, and the clever mechanism resets instantly without needing to turn it upside down, sending a clear message that it is time to get off the pot.

4. Fowl Language Mug

At first glance, this seems to be a beautifully illustrated and perfectly innocent coffee mug, but upon closer inspection, the cheeky "fowl" language becomes apparent, making it the perfect gift choice for bird lovers with a naughty sense of humor.

5. Terribly Good Dad Jokes Paperback

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Who doesn't love a good dad joke? Well, your pops certainly does! This collection of 100 "so bad they're good" dad jokes is the ideal gift for any father, sure to bring tons of leg-slapping laughs from dad and plenty of groans and eye rolls from the rest of the family.

6. Hung Like a Light Switch

Prank your Secret Santa with a naughty light switch cover. Available in multiple colors, this silly willy-shaped cap may not be very functional, but it is guaranteed to result in tons of blushing and giggling.

7. Novelty Farting Santa Claus

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Our next suggestion is perfect for a Christmas White Elephant gift. Standing approximately eight inches tall, this Santa Claus stuffed toy seems sweet and innocent, but pull his finger, and he will emit rude farting sounds, ensuring that surprised laugher will drown out his tooting.

8. F Bomb Paperweight

If you are looking for a functional and funny gift for a colleague with a sense of humor, this recycled steel "F-Bomb" paperweight is sure to bring light-hearted laughs to any office environment.

9. Animal Paw Socks

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Silly novelty socks always make a great gag gift, and these realistic and comfortable paw socks are perfect for any animal lover. With multiple designs to choose from (including polar bear, tiger, and dinosaur), you are sure to find an option appropriate for anyone.

10. Personalized Fart Soy Candle

As the age-old saying goes, "to fart is human, to laugh about it divine." This personalized soy candle, scented with premium fragrance oils, makes a great gift guaranteed to bring out the divine in the recipient.

11. Pin The Toupee on Trump Party Game

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No matter what your opinion on America's 45th president, everyone can agree that his toupee is a little ridiculous, as is this silly party game. Another fab White Elephant gift idea, this game is sure to elicit tons of laughs and promises to make parties great again.

12. Unbreakable Funny Wine Glass Set

For the wine lover who has the tendency to break their stemware, this set of six unbreakable silicone stemless wine glasses makes the perfect functional gag gift. Besides being durable and eco-friendly, each glass boasts a funny and appropriate euphemism, sure to elicit a good laugh every time they're used.

13. Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise T Shirt

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What would a gag gift guide be without a ridiculously silly t-shirt option? Perfect for the man who loves to flex his pecs, this graphic tee is made from super-soft high-quality material, and the front print prompts a hilarious flip-over surprise that will make everyone witnessing the design underneath chuckle.

14. Zen Dog Garden Sculpture

A unique gift choice for dog lovers and yogis alike, this calming canine sculpture will bring peace, humor, and the art of Zen to any home.

15. Beer Belly Fanny Pack

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Good luck finding someone who won't find this beer belly fanny pack an absolute hoot. Besides the hilariously hairy print, the spacious waist bag is made from polyurethane leather and canvas, making this gag gift funny, comfortable, and practical.

16. Stress Relief Kit

Who says that a gag gift can't be amusing and useful? We could all occasionally do with a bit of stress relief, and this gift box includes all the essentials to "Calm Your ASS Down." Perfect for anyone who could use a spot of self-care, the kit includes an "I Don't Give A Sip" wine glass, "Things for Someone Else to Deal With" notepad and pen, "F*** it! Just Get Naked!" bath salts, "It's All in Your Head" head massager, and so much more.

17. Cat Holes Adult Coloring Book

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Staying with stress-relieving gag gifts for a moment longer, this beautifully illustrated adult coloring book is the perfect choice for the cat lover in your life. With 30 pages of comical cats proudly displaying their backsides, not only will this gift bring hours of creative relaxation, but it should induce therapeutic giggles too!

18. Cold Beer Coats

Another silly yet functional gift option that works for absolutely anyone is this cool little puffer jacket beer cozy. The soft nylon on the outside makes it comfortable to hold, while the metallic inner fabric keeps any beverage icy cold, all while looking amusingly stylish.

19. Hot Dog and Marshmallow Roasters

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Guaranteed to be the highlight of any bonfire party, these rude roasting sticks are a fun gift option to prank your loved one. Made from food-grade stainless steel, the naked man- and woman-shaped skewers can be used to roast marshmallows, hot dogs, or veggies, bringing functional hilarity to any barbeque.

20. Plantable Fake Poop

Another great comical stocking stuffer is this tiny box of fake poop. It might seem like a light-hearted insult at first, but when planted and cared for, this little turd will sprout a beautiful yield of wildflowers that can be enjoyed for years to come.

21. Beard Ornaments

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What would Christmas be without flashing lights and ornaments...on your beard! The original "Beardaments," as seen on ABC's "Shark Tank," is the ideal present to bring some Yuletide joy to your gift exchange. Perfect for men and women, the easy-to-attach clips can be secured onto facial hair or added to ponytails and pigtails to add some festive cheer to any hairstyle.

22. In-Laws Survival Kit

Certain stressful life events are unavoidable, like death, taxes, and visits from the in-laws around the festive season. This humorous but truly helpful stress-busting survival kit is the ultimate gag gift for anyone who is expecting such a visit this Christmas.

23. Money Toilet Paper

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Spoil your colleague, friend, or family member with the luxury feeling of wiping their tush on a Benjamin Franklin with this hilarious hundred-dollar bill print toilet paper.

24. What's For Dinner? Dice

Everyone knows that person who can't decide what to order for dinner. In fact, we have probably all been that person. This custom foodie dice is the perfect way to make the decision as simple as rolling the 2-inch cube and seeing which option it lands on. Light-hearted and fun, but also super useful for those indecisive nights, this dice is the funny gift that will keep on giving.

25. Novelty Taco Bandages

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Turn any boo-boo into a woo-hoo with these novelty band-aids in a collectible tin. The humorous taco design makes these one-of-a-kind bandages the perfect stocking stuffer for the clumsy foodie in your life.

26. Glitter Hearts Toilet Bombs

There is no getting around the obvious toilet humor trend in this gift guide, but we can't help it -- poop happens. That's why loo-inspired gifts, like these glitter hearts toilet bombs, make the ideal gag gifts. The effervescent combo of baking soda and citric acid along with the aromatic essential oils will keep your recipient's potty sparkling clean and smelling great while the glitter adds a special magical touch to titillate and enthrall guests.

27. Safe Santa Mask

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Everyone is bored with wearing dull face masks, and that is why these silly Santa masks make such a great gift choice to bring back some much-needed festive cheer. Constructed of comfortable cotton, they successfully transform anyone wearing them into a comically bearded Santa Claus, sure to elicit plenty of giggles even after the need for protective face-wear has come to an end.

28. Snarky Cross Stitch Coaster Kit

For the DIY-enthusiast with a sense of humor, why not give the gift of creating their very own hilarious cross-stitched coasters. This clever kit includes everything required to embroider two highly functional and beautifully snarky coasters.

29. Emergency Underpants in a Can

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No gag gift guide is complete without the obligatory emergency underwear. The discrete tin holds one pair of safe, sanitary, and secure underpants that will have everyone roaring with laughter at your Christmas gift exchange.

30. Dad Tattoo Dog Tee

Spoil the dog-dad in your life with this delightful doggy tee boasting a classic “dad” tattoo print. Perfect for any man who loves his canine companion a little too much, it is sure to have everyone hooting in delight at the family Christmas gathering.

31. Dwight Schrute FACT FALSE Coffee Mug

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Whether you are looking for the perfect funny gift for a colleague, friend, or family member, if they love NBC's The Office, they will adore this Dwight Schrute coffee mug. The "FACT/FALSE" design provides the perfect opportunity for a snarky remark during animated discussions over morning coffee.

32. Pooping Dog Cookie Cutter

Add a sprinkle of silly delight to your baking enthusiast's day with a hilarious pooping dog cookie cutter.

33. Meme Vinyl Stickers Pack

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This 150 piece vinyl sticker set includes images of all the funniest and most popular memes and is sure to bring some much-needed humor to mobile phones, laptops, water bottles, cars, and everything in between.

34. Belly Button Cleaner

What to get for the person who has everything? How about a handy belly button cleaner! The best part about this silly gadget is that it's perfect for anyone, making it the ideal gag gift to have your Secret Santa laughing out loud.